Sat, Sep. 17th, 2005, 06:36 pm
Holee crapolee! It's been a while since I've used a computer. Well, my life is currently in the shitter hole. I've been deathly ill for the past 2 1/2 weeks with what I thought was a cold at first, turned out to be a mad infection. I got puss sacks in my throat and puss comming out of my eyes. I don't now how I got it but Im blaiming the dirty old people at work. In other news I bought a new puppy!!! His name is Sambuca (Bookee for short) and he's a Pomeranian/chihuahua mixed. Hes the cutest little thing but goes to the bathroom everywhere which makes me mad. I was suppose to move into an appartment with Shane but because Im iresponsable and bought a dog with all my money and am now in dedication to taking care of it, I cant move in. I have to pay $500 if I wanna bring a pet in and since he's not house trained yet, I can't have him peeing everywhere. Welp, Ima go now... do write comments if you care... I feel oh so deprived of human activity. I shall write again later... TaTa...(hehhee I said TaTa hehehehe)
The past couple of sayz I've been working working wokring. Im so beyond wore out. I'm taking Shane to get his drivers license tomorro Im so excited. He better pass or else Im gonna go ape shit. I hate driving soooooooo much so if he passes I wont have to do it so much. I think Im weird cuz I bought Shane sum of those white-out contacts (like the ones marilyn manson has) and for sum reason, Shane looking like satan turns me on lmao! Why is evilness hott, I dont understand it. It must be sum primitive instinct to like whats wrong. Good girls like bad boys lmao! Damn I need to wake up... Im suppose to get my period today and Im soooooooo dredding it. I hate being a girl so bad. I wish I could just grow a penis lol! Bleeding sucks. You cant have sex, you have to go to the bathroom 24/7, you get cramps, you pill pop mydol, and you turn into a cranky lunitic out for the pleasure of hopefully causing sumone else the utter pain of which you feel and want them to feel 100 times worse (1000 times worse if there a guy). Welp, Im off, gotta go destoy the lives of people around the world. ~muah~ luv you bye bye!
Name: Amanda Nichole Clark (aka MegaManda, Manda)
Age: Twenty (ewww Im old)
Rank: Satans most wanted
Species: my own species of Manda
Secert Origin: Your Mom
Marital Status: Dating the guy I stalked in High Skool (whoda thought?)
Siblings: The evil Napolian Dynomite wannabe known as...Bobby
Sidekicks: Super Sarah
Pets(Dead or alive): My zoo.... MJ Rican 9000,(my mouse), died a week ago... I'm making a shrine in honor of him
Best bud(s): Sarah, Travis, Shane, Natalie, Jess, and my brother
Fave food and why: Sushi, Rice, Rum-n-coke
Fave sport and Why: Soccar (I dunno just like it)
Fave Position and why: I like to sit with my legs up by my chest while watching
TV... Oh wait, did you mean durring sex?!?!
Fave fantasy and why: Flying, Meeting Jesus after dieing
Fave Candy and why: M&M's, skittles (because there good)
Fave IceCream and why: Cookies-n-cream
Fave actor/acrtress and why: Angelina Jolie (cuz shes ronchy in a non-dirty sorta way) Johny Depp (cuz he's sexy even when he's Willy Wonka)
Comedy or tradgedy: Comedy cuz I hate depressing movies
Paper or plastic: plastic has handles
Doggy or Missionary: Non of yo damn buisness
Coke or Pepsi: Coke rocks my socks. Pepsi tastes like coke poured threw an allegy covered strainer.
Captain Morgan or Bacardi: Drunk-a-tyze me Captin!
Watermelon or Honeydew: neither
Batman Or Superman: Superman can fly... sorry
Billy or Mandy: Grim
Least fave person and why: Jessica Simpson (cuz she's a fake Christian and she brags about her self 24/7)
Least fave food and why: Capers (the thought of capers makes me cringe, they taste like puke)
Least fave candy and why: Those Mary Jane candys you get on halloween
Least fave Position and why: I hate getting rammed up the ass lmao! (yes guys have tryed to do this to me, resulting in them getting there balls twisted around there dicks)
Least fave animal and why: I like all animals... but Im afraid of Snails and Caterpillars
Least fave actor/actress and why: Jessica Simpson (she cant act or sing)
Most emabarrassing moment: Walked into sumones house thinking it was my friends house but it was sumone elses house lmao! I cracked up but I suppose to other people that would be embarresing
Most beautiful person you know: Shane (he's one of those people you could never read but speaks words of utter truth, it scares me)
Most enlightening moment: when I realized condoms weren't just for filling up with water and throwing at people.
Most ugly animal, baby, supermodel you've seen: I rarely see pretty babys, I think all dogs are ugly but cute, and Im sorry but that model with the huge mole on her face is not pretty, she's a skin cancer victum
Best Kiss and why: Me cuz I'm the best
Best Hug an who: Travis and Blue give full hugs (unlike me)
Best present and who: Computer from Lance
Best sex and where: Me anywhere anytime
What do you want from life: Love, peace, happiness, contentment, and good fortune
What do you want from love: Honesty and understanding
What do you want from you: To always be who I am and to always be honest with myslf
Your motto: Never be bullied into silence
Thu, Jul. 21st, 2005, 05:37 pm
Hello world, it is I, TheManda.... The ultamite pimp from beyond the left side of under your bed. Woah that sounded like a madlib... n-e who... Its been about a week since Ive writin so I decided to write. I've never been happier. Why is that you ask? well its simple.... 3 years ago, I waz in high school, and the only reason I ever even showed up was for one reason... To look at this guy Shane Miller every time I had Stratagies Class 7th hour. I know your thinking "Ewww you freeking stalker" but honestly, It wasnt really that bad... The only other guy I did the same thing to (well almost the same, I snuck into the other guys house, but thats another story) was this kid I had a crush on from 4th to 7th grade. 2 crushes in my whole life and I'm 20 years old... yeah I know Im sad. I was just never really interested in many people... To get on with it, a little over a week ago, I saw him again for the first time in 3 years. I almost passed out.... we started hanging out with eachother a couple days after and it happened... He told me he had a big fat crush on me in highskool and never even tryed anything cuz I was going out with Eric Bianco. Well, if you know me, you know I have a big mouth. I blurted out all my stalkerish escapades to him and told him I still feel the same way. He told me he did too and..... the story needs to be censored lmao!!! j/k We're now together and all I have to say is...the lord works in mysterious ways, I never even thought Id see him again and then I did... All because Christina Jeffery got a cornial ulcer on her eye and had to get it checked out and just happen to go to the eye center were I work, meet up with me, get my number, hang out with me, call "her best friend" Shane and get us invited to sum guys house where we met...again....after 3 years. YAAAAAY!!! lmao! Im such a fag but I dont care. I'm really shocked. So theres my story for the week... I have a feeling Im gonna have more.
Manda aka Shanes Woman lmao! (im so gay)
Fri, Jul. 8th, 2005, 12:37 pm
Phil Collins sings really sappy songs
Which word is more discusting? Moist? Or Used? I think Moist is excruciatingly discusting.
Whats the difference between a jewler and a jailer? One sells watches, One watches Cells!! Muahahahhaa!!
I'm the only one that thinks Corona tastes like selcer water with a little bit of pee in it.
Cartoons I think are sexy:: Piccolo (from DBZ), Hiei (from YuYu Hakusho), Sessomaru (from Inuyasha), Tarzan (from Tarzan), Cloud Strife (FF7), and the hottest out of all of them is Gaara (from Naruto, even though he's 12, I swear I'm not a pedifile I SWEAR!)
Speaking of pedifiles, I'm the only one that thinks Michael Jacksons innocent (I know what its like to be a kid trapped in a 40 sumthing year old body)
Why do Canadians say "Aboot"
I forgot my adderal
I'd rather eat sausage then 2 slices of roast beef o_0
It'd be weird to not have arms and legs and just be a body with a head
Jessica Simpson looks like an Owl with buck teeth
I like to do my flying leemer attack
Remember that episode of Rocko's Modern Life were that guy said "I'm a Wild Pig!"
Why are people so picky about there music
Why do people like rap?
Since when is talking singing?
Do you like to sqeeze the zuccini?
It must have been love, but its over now so kbye
Vanilla Ice Ramake "Rice, Rice and Gravy" Den,den,den de-ne-ne-nin Chhh Den,den,den De-ne-ne-nin Chhh
I think you've had enough of Manda's brain.
Congradulations, you survived the dark pit of weird also known as the thoughts that cross my mind!
More Randomness comming soon to a bathroom near you!
Wed, Jul. 6th, 2005, 09:24 pm
I'm wore the fuck out today. Last night I went and hung out with Christina and sum of her other friends, got drunk and danced like a black girl all night long lol! Then woke up today at 4 in the afternoon and had to hall ass to a Mary Kay party a co-worker was throwing. Got sum cool stuff though. I feel like my heads gonna fall off my shoulders. Welp, I got THE BEST NEWS EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NATURO'S GONNA BE RUNNING IN AMERICA ON CARTOON NETWORK IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~GASP~AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I know Im such a fag but you don't understand... this is the bestest anime in the world. I just pray to GOD that they don't botch the anime because of the stupid parents that think words like butt and hell are curse words and think that a little cartoon blood will turn there kids into serial killers. Welp, Im gonna go find out who the voices of the series aer gonna be
(hopfully sexy Scott McNeil's one of them! Eeeeee!). Talk to ya layta!!!
Sun, Jul. 3rd, 2005, 08:04 pm
God, y do I have to pee AGAIN!!! Anyways, what happened on that day I wrote about hanging out with an old friend and being retarded infront of sum guy didn't happen like I thought it would. I hung out with the Friend but the guy wasn't there so nothing embarressing happened.... I just saw a bunch of people snorting coke o_0 which I found, kinda disterbing. One kid even trying to "peer pressure me" LMFAO! if you know me, then you know how that went over. I made fun of him. I finnally decided what I'm gonna go as to the Anime fest. in Orlando! Yayness! And this girl I work with does extentions so Im gonna get that done for the Convention. It's gonna be hot shit... Anywho, my dirty hoe ass needs to take a shower to kleen sum of this stank greese ofa me...t2ul
Fri, Jul. 1st, 2005, 01:49 pm
I B Lay-Z...
Today is cool cuz I'm gonna hang out with an old friend of mine from like 9th grade I think. The embarresing thing is that she might bring someone I used to have THE biggest fattest crush on in high school. If this were a type of movie, it'd be either horror or comedy, and the type of comedy it'd resemble would be like one of those embarresing comedys like a Ben Stiller movie where everything goes wrong for the main character i.e. Me! I'm all mad though cuz I have no friends lmao! I need a girlfriend to bring with me so I don't have alone-a-phobia and act all shy like I always do when I'm uncomfortable. But Sarah is being mean and saying she's not gonna come with me. (shes the only friend I have that lives even remotly close to me). I hate when friends choose love interests over you, that happenes to me waaaaaay too much. I've done it before too so I can't talk.... I swear, for the rest of my life, I am never choosing guys over my friends I so learned my lesson......coughNOTcough....er...somethings in my throat J/K
Thu, Jun. 30th, 2005, 08:29 pm
Im all hyper right now, and I dont know why. I think its cuz Im talking to Travis on the fone and Myki on IM. They gave me the disease. It's all there fault. N-E who, journals are cool cuz I can put secrets in them and talk to my self and answer back with out people saying Im a nutt case (or a case of nutts lmao!) but I guess since this is live it aint to secret o_0 But thats ok cuz I dont have any secrets... my life is an open book. KBye